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[Event] Werk werk

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Where: Mag'gol village

When: Wednesday 31st July 8pm server-time.

Who: Flamespire Clan and allies

Event Type: Labour / Work

GM Assistance: Not required. Event will be self-DM'd. Keepers are of course welcome to come along an interact.

 

The grumble could be heard from atop Grom'Goshar peak as the fiercely work-heavy peon Pik woke from his grog-induced slumber. He rolled out of his leather cot with a SLAM onto the compacted earthern floor of his hut and picked one of his teeth up which he had knocked out.

Another shiny glowing day in the worklife of a peon... but his work orders now grew more intensive and more complex with scores of jobs needing done and only one Pik to do them. He may stand a great deal taller than many of Bloodfury's fiercest warriors but at the end of the day he is but one Orc.... or is he?

An unusual expression of determination lit up the Orc's face which only added to the confusion when a number of the Flamespire Clan's most seasoned warriors had gathered around the campfire to tell war stories, drink grog and sing... the burly Peon leered over them.

 

"PIK TIRED, PIK DO ALL WERK. WARRIORS SIT AND DRINK GROG. PIK HAVE NO TIME TO DRINK GROG. PIK TOO BUSY BUILDING. ELDER GIVE ORDERS TO PIK. PIK GIVING ORDERS TO YOU. NO MORE GROG, NO MORE SING-SING, NO MORE JOY UNTIL YOU HELP PIK WERK. YOU COME HERE TOMORROW WHEN AXEBEAKS STOP SQUARKING OR PIK GET MAD."

 

The Orcs look confused, this may be the first time many of them have seen a Peon -angry- nevermind giving seasoned warriors work orders.

Was it the fierce determination? The confident stride? Or simply abject confusion and terror at social norms for Orcs collapsing around them? We may never know, what we do however know is that Pik is swinging his gusto around to complete a great many of the Doldrosh's outstanding work orders, in this case: it involves the construction of earthern defences, ramparts, trenches and other means of defending against the bug swarm should it attack as well as cutting down every tree within distance of the village of Mag'gol

 

Time will tell to see if the peon's ham-fisted threats work.

 

Event Objectives

Main Objective:

  • IconSmall_Grom.gif?version=d7f7b21aa3175 Hellscream's Legacy

Successfully fell all trees in front of the Flamespire Clan's Bastion in true Warsong style

 

Bonus Objectives:

Cut down so many trees that the ire of Opej's forests is invoked

  • IconSmall_Python.gif?version=b32cfd2a429 TIIIIIIMMMMBEEERRRRR

Cut down a tree that squashes a hostile beast

  • IconSmall_Bee.gif?version=45d50ddbf6e536 Honey for the Horde

Acquire a swarm of bees from a tree to start production of honey in the clan

 

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